War. Huh!Good Lord! What is it good for? Well here's a better use for an AK47 than I've ever seen: slap six strings on it, tune up, add a Bazooka restrung as a bass, missile casing drum kit, and you got yerself a three-Peace Band.
Now all we need to do is figure out some similarly useful musical repurposing of those 480 US nuclear weapons in Europe and we'll be laughing. Tell you what, let's just tell the lead vocalists in Germany, Belgium, Italy, the Netherlands, Turkey, and the UK to send them home while we think about that, shall we.