Developer, marketeer, salesman, consultant, copywriter, communications specialist and now project manager. I've done a lot of things in my time - some of them well. The carefully posed photograph doubtless gives me away as what I am - the lurking corporate presence at the heart of Greenpeace. I have worn suits for a living, I have given many, many powerpoint presentations including one entitled 'Mutating babies for fun and profit' which was received with what can only be described as shock and awe by a lecture room full of business students who had come to hear about ethics.

Everything in the above paragraph is true. Anything else I write - well - you take your chances.