Take a look at this rather amazing animated advertisement from everyone’s favourite nuclear incompetent, Areva:
Beautiful, isn’t it? Everything’s so green. Nuclear power stations aren’t grey, foreboding monsters. Oh no, they’re cool science-fiction constructions that you can build in a meadow with no ill effects on the environment. It’s Funky Town, y’all! Won’t you take me to Funky Town?
Did you notice the cute little wind farm next to the reactor? Nuclear is as safe, cheap and clean as wind you know! Why else put them together in an industry propaganda film? There obviously wasn’t time to include tiny little animated local people being told not to fish in the river.
And who knew nuclear power could help people in Shanghai bars to fall in love? Another miraculous side effect of fission. Truly, nuclear is all things to all men and women.