Back when I promoted a nightclub one of my DJs said to me 'The Problem with Oasis is that they never know how to finish a song', and it's true, they don't, they all drone on and on forever getting steadily more annoying.

Kind of like Noel Gallagher really

"Greens are fucking hippies with no place in the world," he explained, "How do you suggest we get millions of Chinese not to have a fridge? Or get millions of Americans to stop using their big, stupid cars?"

Read Noel's full audition for a part in Grumpy Old Men at the Guardian. Then go and read about Greenfreeze and the rather stylish Tesla Roadster. Me, I'm off to play some tunes