Traitor Joe here. Some people think what I do to the ocean is bad. I have a nasty habit of selling red-list seafood in my stores and then deceiving my customers about the truth. I know it’s bad for the ocean ecosystem, but I just can’t help myself. It’s an addiction to being bad and harming critters big and small.
After you watch my karaoke video I’m sure you’ll agree that I can keep being as bad as I want to. Don’t bother taking action to try and stop me. It’ll be a giant waste of your time.
Insincerely yours,
Traitor Joe
