Ahoy, Traitor Joe here. I’ve been having a good ole’ laugh at all these Greenpeace activists who think they can sing. Truth is, they can’t carry a tune!
Check out these lame lyrics:
I ate sustainable seafood, and I liked it
The taste of saving the oceansI ate sustainable seafood, just to try it
I hope my friends will also like itIt tasted so yummy
It tasted so fresh
They are so bad, I bet you can’t do any better. You land lovers can barely put complete sentences together — let alone sing an entire song. It’s just pathetic.
I’d rather listen to the sound of my fishing boat motoring through the seas pillaging the last remaining fish stocks, than listen to you all sing songs about how I am destroying the oceans.
Insincerely yours,
Traitor Joe
